Roo close to ludicrous speed.

“in” your sofa.

You need video proof for that?

20 year old shock video of a man sticking a glass jar up his ass. Spiderman spoils the ending.

They’ll elect him even if he’s confirmed dead. Just out of spite.

Interesting. I’ve heard of worse plans to spend a weekend.

Dude is carb loading. Good for You, he must be a jock.

Well, how else would Putin give him orders?

Is there a video? I like to watch him get progressively unstable.

Nope. Polish doesn’t have one.

Yet when I wanted to make my vacuum speak like Consuela from Family Guy I couldn’t do it.

As weird as it sounds, the wig on Sebastian Stan looks realistically fake.

Why does it look so weird? I’m not even sure what shape I’m looking at.

The minute they start playing ads in my country, I’m out. I’ll just start shop lifting to avoid standing in lines.

Why would they need to accept cash? The whole point is speed and convenience. Scan Your item, put your phone to the terminal and off You go.

You’re kidding, right? Are You trying to tell me, You physically walk somewhere to pay Your electricity bill? Are You also using cash to do it?

Reading the comments, do people not like self checkout? Is it another one of these American things, that baffle the rest of the world? Like grocery baggers. I’m European, living in Poland and Denmark and if given the choice, I will always pick the store with self checkout. It’s simply faster. Only old people don’t use self check out, not because of boomer ideology, but because they need the cashier’s help.

I’m Polish, so the same thing I say in any situation: “Kurwa”.

I prefer The Eldritch Horror Of Jolene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8fXWDRqRbw

Who do You think she meant by “they”?