Is this the start of “relevant Sesame Street” replacing “relevant XKCD”?

What was their explanation?

Anyone who lets their dog bark outside for 10+ continuous minutes (except in case of emergency) loses dog privileges for a year. One year added for every five minutes over 10.

ShotSpotter installs can be repurposed to locate homes of negligent owners who are annoying the entire neighborhood by letting their dogs bark unmitigated.

No… I was just in the pool…

That’s what I thought. My Christian parents went from anti-Hillary voters in 2016 to pro-Trump voters in 2020.

I do both freelance graphic design and historic window restoration on the side. I did them both before my current full time design job, and do them in my spare time. I’m lucky that my current job considers 32 hours full time, so I have Fridays to do side work.

And jolly

Is this a kid Rock joke?

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The banality of evil. A roku remote, Christmas themed tea towel, a Christmas snowman countdown calendar, and a suicide vest to and paying taxes

Here in Detroit, Stellantis just asked for their factory to be allowed to pollute more, despite neighbors pushing back at how much they already pollute.

I highly recommend the book The Lost Art of Reading Nature’s Signs by Tristan Gooley. It’s far more applicable for the roaming in nature possibilities in the UK than where I am in the US.

Are you publicly admitting to not filling out your Daily Ration and Nutrient Survey? I’d delete this

Is this Escher’s secret sign home?

For some flavors of Christianity they’re excited for those — necessary steps in the Armageddon death cult

Graduated college in 2007, they were required by some of my graphic design professors

At a more northern latitude than part of Canada. Detroit is directly north of part of Canada

I’ve started using it and I’m north of Canada … In Detroit

I have a wool plaid cape I got from a woman’s estate sale but it isn’t necessarily gendered, though as a man I haven’t been brave enough to wear it outside of the house yet except to a Burns supper where I got a lot of compliments. My coworkers are used to seeing me wear it on video throughout winter

Edit: after some googling it may be a cloak and not a cape since it is full length. I wear it as a sweater replacement

They don’t even need to edit their question you monster