Are you me? lol
A friend recently told me something that has really helped:
Old phones stay hydrated.
Mr. Simms: Do you have any experience?
Robbie: No, sir, I have no experience but I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
The real romance story is always in the comments.