Can you recommend any good resources in getting started with those alternatives? I haven’t raised the Jolly Roger since 2002.

Hey fuck you and your stupid opinion! I’m smarter and technically correct on this one obscure point that you weren’t making! And it’s spelled “for all intents and purposes,” dipshit!

Crap, sorry. Those Reddit habits die hard.

You’re the problem, it’s you?

Pun threads. They’re not clever. They’re the same, old, recycled jokes, and they just get progressively worse with every reply.

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

I agree with almost everything you’ve said, but how do you consider Apple a monopoly?