Priorities:

• homelessness
• fascism
• crime
• education
• economy

AUSTRALIA CHOOSES:

• ditching pointless classification that doesn’t harm anything or anyone physically or medically

Bunch of bogons.

So much oatmeal. I love oatmeal.

One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.

… insomuch as doing so doesn’t harm others.

(Don’t want the vaccine, get your tent and your polar bear rifle (just kidding; those things will fuck you up before you even see them coming).)

I, too, would fight for Sweden, which I’ve only visited a few times to see my new in-laws.

Sweden is THAT awesome.

Mark Milley is a war criminal a good hundred times over.

I lack your legal team, so for me to say that it’d be slander. Without your team, I don’t have your conviction. Speaking of which, let us know when you’re prosecuting and we’ll follow it intently.

Are you confusing voting trends with allegiance to a given party?

When I was in, it was required we be apolitical. Different setup for you?

I don’t think it’s as doable in the suburbs of the U.S. as it is in a proper city.

I’ve read a few times that suburbs are horribly wasteful and inefficient to live, work, commute, or support for infrastructure. I’m not saying we should get rid of the suburbs so everyone can live sensibly, but I will tell you to get rid of the suburbs to save the planet (and live sensibly) :-D

30-floor mixed-use towers clustered around the subway entrance, with parks around that, and agri/nature space around that. No bungalow burbs.

For me, that’s a no.

It took me far too long to cancel my account last time. I specifically am never going back because it was such a maze to actually get canceled.

They’ll never notice I’ve left as I’m just one guy, but I’m kinda done with all their stuff now that I’m out of the garden.

fed up with democrats funding fascism and genocide

Instead of being fascist and genocidal? It’s a weird and stupid frying-pan/fire take on things, as if people can’t do simple math.

emails

Please recuse yourself from this case, Judge.

bares

Stay clothed. That bears repeating too.

Oh my god, how many times does it need to be said?

Shoot for the impossible and earn yourselves a dictatorship by splitting the vote and electing Trump. Be ready with the champagne if he wins because you’ll’ve been a big part of that and you should be proud.

Why do you think she was hobnobbing with Putin? The only question is whether she knows she’s being played for a fool here.

yearlong

year-long

Had one.

• it’s okay to be apprehensive
• use a reputable clinic - Dr Nick will give you PTSD
• it’s gonna cost a bit. Ensure you have insurance or a healthy bank situation. It’s like us$2k here all-in but we can get it back from taxes.
• it’s a long process and there is weird stuff going on. Listen to the practiced pros and warn them you’re a noob. They’ll understand and ideally warn you which ooky thing is happening next so at least it’s not a surprise.
• sometimes the temporary cap pops out if you have one while waiting for the permanent one. As long as you can bring it in to the office, they’ll glue it back in in 2 minutes. You want them to glue it back in.

After a period of time you will be totally unaware of it as anything other than a tooth. It’s not expected to fall out, split, or receive coded messages.

Breathe.

atleast

Not a word, lil’ dude.

summery

That’s bright and sunny.

literally

There are other adverbs.

everyone would do it, from directors to the lowest paid people on the job

Ensure the kernel filters out all USB except for the major/minor used by mice and keyboards. This is absolutely standard for secret-squirrel shit. Default to rejected, but allow a few.

if you’re gonna do it, do it the most humane way possible.

M O R T A L    C O M B A A A A A A A A T   ! ! !

That would be colossal.