Self proclaimed billionaire can’t afford a podium that doesn’t wobble during deranged rant

YES!

It’s a quirky pretentious thing that they take pride in. It’s not Ohio State University. It’s THE Ohio State University

Fair point. I wonder what the weather is like up there on those high horses

If you’re from the Midwest and don’t call it THE Ohio State University you’ve immediately lost my trust. And I didn’t even go there.

Onward to the paper, my noble steed!

Fuckin’ oversensitive dipshits. All of them. They can feel free to paddle their douche canoes as far away from me as possible.

Gretchen is such a wonderful person, too. I used to deliver groceries to her and her family. She just used an app with the username Gretchen W. She always helped me get the groceries from my car and into the kitchen if she was home.

Her daughters were also extremely polite and willing to help.

I’d take a Whitmer-Buttigieg ticket in a millisecond.

Worst debate in United States history.

Do we have clearance, Clarence?

I know. Different movie but I couldn’t resist.

So THAT’S what was leaving the ring in my toilet back in college!

…right?

This comment hit me like a gut punch of dread.

And now I’ll think about it for years.

This is how The Battle of Wisconsin starts.

Hashtag producestrong

Nothing says winning like losing so hard.

Not another crossover episode 🙄

I said “awwwww!” a split second before the shots were fired. The little guy could have easily been caught with the pole or picked up with bite gloves.

Plus, you can get a rabies shot immediately if it bites you.

This guy took five minutes before he decided the dog was simply wasting his time.

If you’ve never rolled over in laughter after someone rips The Big One, I will forever question your friendship.

Farts are tactfully hilarious bodily functions. Mad props, too, if you covertly crop dust an entire room.

Yes. American Pie - Summer Edition. Just as warm, but a little bit wetter.