Or they’ll say something like ‘well actually, it’s genoslaughter not genocide because israel didn’t mean to kill all the Gazan’s they just did so accidentally.’

They most likely voted for bernie

71% of the earths surface and he decides ‘nah, I want to explore the other 29%’

Hand hygiene >>>>>>>>> than gloves when it comes to food safety. Wash your hands sufficiently and frequently.

Pulling shit out of the ground and inflating a housing bubble.

Is it contagious. That’s the thing you need to be most concerned about.

Being surrounded by yes men and snorting buckets of cocaine will do that to you.

America will be like ‘We’ve ask israel (the accused btw) to investigate themselves’ meanwhile israel says ‘yeah right’ and does fuck all for a year and a half while the weapons keep in coming. Finally they admit that they did deliberately target UN peacekeepers, but by that point everyone has forgotten and if you bring it up you’ll be called antisemitic.

Protecting our community profits

Well if we’re going through another doomsday scenario then hopefully this one puts us out of our misery this time.

It cost about 10 billion to end homelessness in America for a year. You could have had that, but instead America’s leaders want to kill Gaza’s children.

I think I heard from somewhere that while that might have worked decades ago the cartels have diversified their ‘business’ to the point where drug legalisation wouldn’t kill them. We should still legalise drugs but I doubt they’ll fix the cartel issue.

‘But you don’t have to live in the place where the jobs are’

On the plus side an immortal ruling class might actually start caring about climate change.

My biggest concern is durability. I keep my phones for a long time (5-6 years). I have serious concerns that folding phones wont hold up. Especially considering that they oldest amongst them are only just now reaching the age of my last phone that was a champ up until I retired it.

And if they do pay damages it comes out of your tax dollars. Great system all round.

Caketos

Here’s how I see it. Gen AI and LLMs are really good for things that I won’t pay money for. It’s undoubtedly impressive tech, but it really deserves to remain as a cool research project rather than an actual functional product.

If I plug my ears and go ‘lalalalalalala I can’t hear you’ then nothing bad is happening.

UK Labour party

Most likely more fossil fuels because they’re faster and cheaper to roll out.