I hope this causes that company to become absolutely buried in litigation and debt.

We have to make the difficult decision to part ways with companies that cause undue stress in the people they employ.

A real “checks notes” moment.

Conclusion: Kim Kardashian is the primary source of the Ebola Virus in America.

“Neverending Story? No, the story definitely came to an end.”

Now you’re the art for a true crime podcast.

Meanwhile, at the suspect’s hideout:

May the rest of them be tried in court and sued so that all their blood money gets repurposed into something useful instead of just being willed to their entitled children.

Mario and Luigi buff and shirtless makes me see 1920s strongmen on the beach in Long Island lifting dumbbells to impress the ladyfolk.

Honestly thought that was Mac Tonight in the bottom-left.

I miss those commercials.

(But props for including Moon Girl, very underrated Marvel series.)

“Because this is a reserve, I have to throw it back.”

The entire franchise should be handed over to Simon Pegg.

He has the most thoughtful understanding of what Star Trek is suppose to be since Ronald Moore, Jeri Taylor, and Ira Steven Behr.

This is the best comment in the whole post. No apology necessary.

People who are biased against trains have a real loco motive.

Dark Matter (the SyFy show), it was just getting good!

“I’m taking fire!”

“For reasons we cannot explain, she has lost the will to give a fuck.”

That’s mildly terrifying.

Scary scary rainbows.