I’m sure they’re real torn up that some dumbass on the Internet is disappointed in them 🤣

Not worth trying to reason with someone from .ml.

Value is relative. My cat is worth way more than that.

I think Eric Bauza voices him just as well if not better. And he’s a way cooler guy in addition to not being a terrorist.

Headaches too. Every time I get a bad headache I honestly forget what it feels like to not have one.

Missing the entire fucking point, but that’s typical for braindead .ml users I guess.

I wish this was what I got. At least I could reply to these with a “fuck off” even if no one reads it. I hate the flyers I get in the mail all the time. Wasteful as fuck and no way to stop it. I’ve thought about collecting them all and dumping them on the doorstep of my county’s Republican party office though.

This is why the right loves religion. If you’ve already been brainwashed to believe something as stupid and fake as an organized religion then you’re an easy target for the right’s made-up bullshit.

Do people still think this joke is funny

You’re also used to standing around guarding a border all the time, not experiencing actual combat at all.

Any serial killer that doesn’t get caught is at least a billion times more intelligent than Rafael Cruz, please don’t give him that much credit.

“If you aren’t able to stop me, I get to rape you. Them’s the rules.”

That’s how fucking stupid you sound.

Because so many people think monopolies are good before playing this game 🙄 Mouse Trap ends when there’s only one mouse left, so do we suddenly need to worry about rodent genocide??

Holy shit imagine earnestly comparing the infinite complexities of life to a fucking board game for kids.

His political affiliation is stated in the second sentence of the article.

Your revolution ain’t coming bro get your head out of your ass.

All sizzle, no steak. 🥱

Seems useful to me. If I’m selling my house I don’t want to spend a bunch of my own time setting up all the showings and being there for each one. And if I have to trust someone else to do it, they should be licensed and trackable in case something goes wrong.

It does seem like a job that attracts lazy people though, and it also seems like there are way too many agents in general.

Wonder if it’s got anything to do with thalidomide disfiguration.

Just to say, Twitter has had a policy against posting personal information since before Musk took over. The links contain phone numbers, addresses, etc. I’m sure he’s happy to protect his fellow weirdo but it is actually site policy too.