broke and evil
Where do I even start with that kind of ghoulish bootlickery?
broke and evil
Where do I even start with that kind of ghoulish bootlickery?
But who will innovate fantastical escape plans to already-dead planets if there were no more billionaires?
Are the Kennedys all right?
I’d make a joke about where John Kennedy could hide, but
Kirby games often have a really fucked up final boss encounter.
Decades worth of Thanksgiving dinner conversations, summarized.
“the way we were before the onset of COVID.”
Covid never fucking left so hooray for disease factories!
Most memorable performance, easily.
After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016
That’s too close to a “it’s just human nature” asspull too often used to justify capitalistic skullduggery.
Updated for the 21st century: a status quo enforcer with police and presidential loyalty ties that really likes neon and having sex with people that like neon while maintaining the status quo in a way that makes them a Legend of Night City™.
dae die a hero or live long enough to become the villain wow this cryptofascist auteur has such epic wisdom let’s go punch poor people
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
I am going to get downvoted for this, but (community popular opinion)
The Wizards of the Lost Kingdom movies are a fine slice of the fantasy side of cheese, as is the delightfully named Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell.
Oh, and Delta Knights!
I also recommend, for those that like spy/heist/Italian weirdness, to try Diabolik, and Operation Double-Double-07.
Hard mode might be “Agent From H.A.R.M.” because there’s long stretches of very little happening, but what happens can be downright hilarious.
Space Mutiny is easily the best “introduction” episode to the show for newcomers and it remains a classic that shows what MST3K is all about.
I do want to give honorable mention to Star Crash, a Jonah-era Italian attempt to do Star Wars featuring a surprisingly famous actor playing the space emperor, a cowboy drawling bounty hunter robot, and a lady wearing transparent plastic that grits her teeth a lot. It’s a good time too.
Hey, hey. Every master of the Force needs a foil to maintain the balance.