Finish him.

I have a special needs bearded dragon. Special needs because he was born without scales. Also, unfortunately, he is now mostly blind.

He has given me more grey hairs in his 5 years on earth than my previous 30. His care requires multiple skincare products, aloe, etc. His diet requires me to keep bins of cockroaches which also require their own food and water. He also requires heat & UVB bulbs with separate fixtures, and has a specialty “herpstat” that can automatically time the lights, control temperatures, report on humidity, etc.

He is a pain to care for!

I love him so much. I do it all happily and he’s a wonderful, friendly, sweet, amazing companion.

Woo woo! Auditory Processing Disorder!

I can’t leave.

I have a child with an abusive, vindictive ex-spouse. Regardless of me having sole custody, I would still need to get both the court’s permission and his permission just to move out of state, so god knows I will not be able to get out of the country.

I’m at a loss. I will not leave without my kid.

what happens here, effects everyone everywhere.

This is what people are going to find out very very soon.

The current situation has ties to their own country’s security and safety, when it all comes down to the guy who has ties to leaders who are “not-so-nice” and will be kicking some VERY large hornet nests.

Yes, Europe. Laugh at the dumb Americans, but y’all are going to reap the consequences of this outcome, too, unfortunately.

“Pokémon the Trading Card Game” has such a genuinely good fucking soundtrack!

👍

It’s not a particularly fun story to tell or to hear.

I’ll keep the mood light and just say I’m just happy that I am able to vote now.

I have had extremely good reasons why I was unable to vote since I’ve turned 18.

However, I finally registered to vote a few months ago, specifically to vote in this election.

I’m extremely nervous and don’t really know what to expect once I’m in my polling place, but I’ll be damned if I don’t do my part to prevent my country from becoming a fascist dictatorship with a man willing to throw its citizens into the grinder if it meant he gets a dollar out of it. Fuck that.

I swear I’ve seen concept art once upon a time… was it Disney? But I remember it looking so cute!

Gotta have that classic Konamix. Chicks dig it. 😎

jk don’t listen to me. I don’t anything about gettin’ anything. Lol But you’ll have fun, that I do know!

I’d love an animated “Cats” movie! It’d be soooo cute!!

A few years ago, I invited a guy over and we ended up playing DDR on PS1. I had the window shades drawn because I live next to a road, have large windows, and I don’t want strangers seeing me flail around like an elephant seal having a seizure.

My mother dropped by unexpectedly and I opened the door, red, panting, and sweaty, with a strange man on my couch who was trying to look casual.

Tried to blurt out that it was a misunderstanding, but she side-eyed me and left quickly.

At least she always texts me before she drops by now? I’m ace, so, for me, it’s particularly mortifying.

I have a body that no clothes will fit. A very dramatic hourglass shape. If I see something cute, it definitely will not fit me.

Nothing. Fucking. Fits.

The worst part is the bras. The fucking bras!!! Why are US bra sizes so fucked?? I literally only wear ill-fitting sports bras now!!! Otherwise my tits are squeezed or wire stabs me or every other pain.

I also have stupid sensitive skin & hypohydrosis, so rashes & heat exhaustion are things I need to think about when getting dressed.

My kid got a potato this year! I was so proud.

person gives helpful instructions on how to clear an insect infestation

“lol bossy”

🤡

🎶"The devil is a wiener! The devil is a wiener!"🎶

Also good to remember that after a C-section, any child after that is recommended to also be C-section. Something like 25% of vaginal births after C-sections end in complications that will require a C-section anyhow.

Bodies are complicated. It’s good to have treatment to ensure better health for the baby, regardless of what kind of birth was had.

I’d assume because with the wording you’ve used, it may seem like you are blaming women for getting C-sections.

(for the record, I did not downvote you)