They never do

Fuck off, I want them to vote. Nowhere in there did I say you should vote either way.

Fuck the polls, go and vote. Today is the last day in Texas to vote early. On the 5th if you haven’t voted yet get up off your ass and go wait in line and vote. Vote for Harris, Vote for Trump, write in my name, I don’t give a fuck, just go and vote.

If they haven’t already, they won’t.

I bet he tried to fuck one of those dogs and this is his excuse. “Oh no honey I didn’t try to fuck the dog again…it was…democr…no wait…demons…yeah it was a demon gang bang and I beat them off.”

Haha they must be new to this, Jill Stein isn’t running for president, she is running to split the vote like they paid her to.

Wouldn’t it be swell if this was the timeline where super-sentient brain parasites took over RFK and he then infected the entire Trump Campaign who in turn infected the Republican and Democrat Parties ultimately leading to the earth being run by mid-level brain parasite bureaucrats who just keep going like nothing has changed running for reelection in their host body until eventually it reaches retirement age moves to Florida?

I bet he wants to say it so bad

He isn’t? Could have fooled me.

Tommy Heathcliff

How did he get a job opening for Trump? I thought they hated the gays.

Water is wet, UN Official Warns.

All you have to do is look at the proposed tax plans and you know exactly why. These money-hoarding shit stains on humanity can’t spare a dime.

I am all for giving everyone a gun, guns all around!

Give a man a gun and he is gun for the gun, teach a man to gun and he can gun for the gun of his gun.

The only real solution to this is to arm the Election Officials with M4 rifles and train them to water the Tree of Liberty with the blood of every mother’s son of these shitsniffers. Give them all “Come and Take Them” flags to fly and little bunkers. They can say things like “You and what army?” Or “The day you murder my children is the day Abraham Lincoln comes back to life and takes a shit in my kitchen.” Train the kids on the Glock 19 platform and hand-to-hand combat. Let’s get proactive here and safeguard the future of our democracy.

Stop teasing me Daddy Jong-un, get your dick out and let’s fuck already.

Have you tried fucking his mother?

I have found nothing is easier than separating a boomer and their money…well other than your mother.

Good, widows and orphans over there in Gaza killing protesters, launching missiles, blowing up walkie-talkies and pagers. Not the Israeli government no sir, they are just defending themselves from the killers, these widows and orphans, I bet they are widows and orphans because they killed their husbands and parents.

Hell, an orphaned widow came to my house and shot my dad. True story, she came in yelled Admiral Akbar, and shot him dead. True story, trust me bro.

I am high as fuck and I don’t believe him.

Speaking of not believing, I can’t believe how awesome French bread pizza is.