The next rally would charge a premium to sit in the “splash zone”.

My recent benefits enrollment meeting talked about being able to do an annual physical through a virtual visit. Being a man of a certain age, “self rectal exam” was the first thing I thought about.

Great! Now that you’ve said that, republicans are going to try to outlaw transistors. Or, at the very least, round them up and try to “fix” them into basic resistors.

“I wanna drink some milk, but it’s so flimmin-flammin hard to open.”

The current republican party is just the nazi party with a GOP flag.

Yeah, that’s kinda the whole point of religion.

I’m gonna go ahead and believe you this time, but I’ve been told size doesn’t matter a few times before…

“Monetization Director at Ubistft”

Get fucked, dickbag!

I’ve been toying with the idea of carrying around a short stack of swastika stickers to put on Trump cars just so they know we truly see them.

I hear you and am guilty of it myself. I feel like it’s due to the anonymous nature of the internet. I think everyone immediately falls into the category of “peer” before putting a touch more thought into who the actual person (bot/ai) is that wrote the reply. Add that to the fact that most Americans see themselves (as a country) as the king of the world.

Maybe you can try typing with an accent, but I think that’d probably just be seen as a racist American.

Nature vs. Nurture says that at least part of the blame is hers.

He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align

Given what we know about the church, this very well could have been a case of being drugged and coercion.

You may not be interested in what any “celebrity” chooses politically, but there are huge groups of (stupid) people who let the people they like/follow dictate their choices.

As much as the Idiocracy of this is apparent, I don’t mind because it may get more people actually involved.

Politics is a combination of indoctrination and team sport. If not for indoctrination, the conservative team would have very few players.

She was in lockstep with the democratic party, whereas Bernie would have been a gremlin in the machine.

Because, if he were, he would have stepped up and been a father. That’s how Bernie rolls.

Yes, they will.

Not weird. Criminal. The word you’re looking for is criminal.

Is there’s something wrong with eating before sunset and saving money?