I don’t like how old this makes me feel…

And much like the beaver, many of our artificial flavors are made from the expressed anal glands of the Dutch.

I’m going to start using this after someone tells me a story or something interesting.

Two scoops of chicken in every bowl.

You clearly don’t forage at the right grocery store.

I started with Lift Off and eventually came over to Jerboa - feels way more polished! Enjoy the hunt!

I can. Getting the hint/not getting the hint was exactly my MO while dating my wife.

Get a loaded of this guy, never been bean bonging.

You’re going to give him ideas.

The documentary is going to be insane.

Fucking telegram, man. I have no idea how to use that damn thing lmao