Remove the anti-glare protective layer from your display so there is like a 30 degree radius from which you can actually see what’s on the screen. Attach the USB flash drive to your wrist with a string, set up the system to automatically shut down when the stick is removed.
Honestly, this sounds great!
Funding.json is a good idea for a standard proposal and seems to solve most problems I‘d personally recognize with FOSS funding :)