PrunesMakeYouPoop

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The average person has one boob and one testicle.

It’s a sailboat!

It is a controlled substance; you must be 21+ to purchase it.

Wow a Zardoz reference. Well met, Friend.

Is that a gun that is also a penis? Or is it a gun that shoots penises as ammo?

Seriously, you can’t have nine pregnant women and expect one baby in one month.

I mean, you kinda were.

I just use the printer at work.

https://fmhy.net/readingpiracyguide

Will the golden crane fly again?

It’s more complicated than that. Don’t be a dick to someone on the edge.

So it’s her fault the toothpaste and deodorant are behind lock and key?

It’s more expensive, and it’s typically not that much better than inorganic.

Setting VPN to Poland works.

Silent quit until they fire you. They won’t make you reimburse them if they fire you.

Living in the PNW, I would very much prefer to be on permanent summer ti.e, since that way fall and winter night time does not come obscenely early.

It gets very depressing to go to work when it’s still dark, stay in a windowless room while it’s light, minus a few short breaks, and then go home and it’s already dark again.

Profiting?

That escalated quickly…

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