A mix of both. Take the left one, make his torso just a bit taller and skinnier, and shorten the neck a fair bit. The arms need to be real lanky as well.

Pretend to throw something!

So hard to decide on the spread. Butter? Ketchup? Mustard? Might need this cotter pin at some point…and a swiss army knife… eh butter is fine. Et voila.

It takes a few tries so it’s more like schlick schlick schloop sssccchhhlllorp

Cowabunga.

Jesus Christ.

No really, I see him!

I’d say because if we’re trying to find things unique to guys it’s relevant to point out when it isn’t unique.

This is fine. I probably taste good.

Dad might be a sith lord

I mean sure but I think there’s a few extra steps between “feeling” this way and fucking doing it.

Sex? Yes please. /austinpowersface

The absolute disgust that clickbait titles evoke in me is enough to turn me away. But it’s become so normalized that even the legit content does it. Now I can’t read. Thanks, world leaders.

That man’s name? Jesus Christ. Also his cross is upside down.

Silly me thought it was calling the big guy in the middle a tank

Sunny side inside!

One time I was kicked from a server for using the tag killerbean because ‘bean’ was an offensive racial slur.

Chewy (type of compliments granola bar)

Yeah what the heck!?

It’s just a little squeezey in the middle…and slammy at the end. Kids are small and tough, like when you drop a bug from 100 times its height and it’s unharmed. They’ll be fine…oh that child colored goo at the end? That’s just theme decor.