Father Time does not offer refunds sadly…

Well tye comment section in this thread is a trip; reality has encountered a duplication error.

Yee; gonna have to go for the heart me thinks.

Man cretin on another level

What absolute poison that some People come to this conclusion that, the ultimate freedom in an advanced 1st world economy, makes your life devoid of meaning and purpose when it actually gives you greater freedom to pursue the truly meaningful things in life like friends, family and your own self-fulfilment.

Unloads an unfathomable amount into her womb to the point it’s leaking out before they even pull out

Doesn’t even pull out; resumes very shortly after and somehow produces more than before and drenches them for good measure

Hentai biology: where dehydration doesn’t exist and the refractory period is always hitting snoozes on it’s alarm.

LMAO, LOL, ROFL, PMSL and any other Internet shorthand one can think of to succinctly describe the pathetic hilarity of this stale wotsits unearned ego.

With friends like these who needs enemies