Please understand.

Chocolate company’s.

Real developer’s commit messages are all “Oops”.

We’re not going to hit our climate targets so he’s going to snort an entire mailbag of cocaine every single day.

The what the what now? Never even heard of this and I’ve watched Fury Road a lot.

You get people who believe jet contrails only started appearing in the 90s even though that they didn’t is literally within living memory.

Good that they have Uber Black though.

Just get a cheap one in KMart. It’ll likely fall apart, but it still comes from the same sweatshop as your favourite brand and you didn’t pay so much for the months of wear you got.

On the rare occasion you see a Union flag in Britain I usually say “oh my god we’re in Britain!”

Non-stop televangelism channels are quite something. But probably you know that’s weird.

I had to leave my 3k beast kettle in the UK as it would blow the circuit here in Oz. Everyone has a kettle here though as they still have the Brit DNA and lowkey love tea with their cricket.

And our western governments acting like the parents of the school bully on PTA night.

Dominate your allies using this one weird trick.

Doesn’t sound unexploded to me.

Indy, as Sisyphus is European.

They wrote “Roaming In The Gloaming”, I guess?

Not against the emus though.

They’ll never top Windows 95 to be honest.

That’s how it works here in Victoria State, with a greater fine for (I think) going 10kph over. TBH though even city streets with rows of shops tend to be 60kph, which is still pretty fast for a populated area.

Look at this nobhead flicking Vs like he’s Liam Gallagher.