Is this a job listing to become Sam Porter Bridges?

How does one jet something?

This is a win for the Linux gaming community.

You guys get ads?

If I had to guess, it stands for Definitive

I followed all of these steps and still got my player blocked. Ublock origin is the only adblocker on my browser too. So now I use freetube

Including whether hell even exists

Thanks for THAT image, asshole.

I detect a suspicious lack of melamine

Based.

It’s funny because this is either a normies talking about penis enlargement pills or a cool person talking about estrogen

Boot coverings?

Mind if I sit here and enjoy the breeze?

Let’s be honest here, after going through that you end up wearing pastel striped knee socks and a choker.

I had to force myself to see what this could even possibly be other than a guy lounging in a chair reading a book… Have I ascended?

Nah see I’ve played paradox games, I can label most of those European countries.

State tax returns? What, all $40 of it?

If your butt plug is growing mushrooms please clean it and consult a doctor.

This is some outer worlds shit

Aren’t you my cousin?