Sounds like a good way to murder more children.

If you want blazing fast on an old machine, I always keep a flash drive with some good old slitaz. Can’t beat that all in ram configuration on the slitaz minimal windowed version. But that’s not really the question here. If the cinnamon variant is slow, xfce.

Coming from someone who nuked their grandmas computer and installed ChromeOS Flex on it since she can’t screw that up too badly and just needs a Facebook/search machine.

Tho, now I am wishing for a ChromeOS Flex version that is just Firefox since adblock will be dying on chrome with manifest v3.

I was suggesting mint for cinnamon since it would be relatively familiar to anyone using windows, at least in form. Decently managed software store.

Linux Mint, Ubuntu, Zorin OS Lite, Peppermint OS.

Clever clogs.

Well, here I go clubbing again.

Orthogonal spectrums are my jam.

JD Vance blew off the vote to go have a rally about how great he would be for IVF. I literally watched it on Fox News at my grandma’s house.

This attack is so personal it feels like a wrote it myself.

Can we all start a club so I can find a boyfriend? Lol.

Nah, I’ll just watch Iron Lung, thanks.

Not even with a 39 and ½ foot pole!

Precisely.

That’s a great thumbnail image and exactly the face I imagine him making anytime he does some dumbass shit.

What took you so long?

Checks and bigger checks.

Sometimes, you are genuinely insightfully funny, and sometimes what you post makes me want to vomit.

I appreciate that level of posting. It takes a very special kind of person to strike that balance.

How to cat.

How to car.

How to hat.

I think we should invite them to La Brea for a dip in the pit.

It’s funny they called his debate prep “Policy Time” when his policy is just racist screed and logical fallacy.

Nor does he understand what a tariff actually is. Which is like high school level stuff.

A tariff is a tax or duty imposed by a government on imported or exported goods, typically paid by the importer and invariably passed onto the consumer, effectively becoming a de facto sales tax.

Now that’s a RomCom I would watch.