Rose Thorne(She/Her)

This is what happens when you take things away. Used to be you’d just levitate yourself wherever you needed to go.

Then there’s Fallout. Who needs horses? Courier can carry themself and 400 pounds of Sunset Sarsaparilla up a damn near vertical cliff face if you do the side-to-side.

My friend, do yourself a favor and invest in a proper grinder. You can find pocket grinders with a kief catch for like $15. That catch will be your friend during the hard times. Let it build until you need it, and never clean that shit unless it is into your apparatus of choice.

ETA: Clean the grinder teeth, not the catch. Just knock it into the catch with a toothbrush before you do. Sometimes you can scrape some extra goodness up, but it sucks using a gummed grinder. Should be able to grind in one smooth motion, not too much resistance.

My first memories are traumatic!

Actually, a number of my childhood memories are the traumatic ones… Fuck.

I feel that last one, so hard.

I had access to extra time and all that for maths, which I have always struggled with learning. I never felt justified in using them, told myself I was just dumb, not trying hard enough to learn. It didn’t matter that I was losing sleep, and still not improving, there was something I could somehow magically fix if I just kept pushing myself through the rock in my way.

He makes a good point, though. Sure, it works on the bunch and makes a level of sense when they’re all together, but just looking at an individual banana, sitting on its own? Weird as shit.

I think I might spend too much time handling bananas.

Let’s take inspiration from the glory days of piracy and Boondock Saints. Strap guns across every square inch of your body you can, and then line the trenchcoat.

Marital rape.

Oh, wait, so much of it already is “I was raised to perform my womanly duties, no matter my feelings”.

Sorry, this is a personal sore point, not trying to go off on you.

Oh, but it isn’t a fetish! It’s the command of God! They have to push out as many children as possible, because the Creator wishes for us to cover every inch of this planet, and they need a holy army to fight the demons Satan sends against us! And the women need to be pretty and subservient because Gods a man and He loves the good, pretty ladies.

(I have heard this bullshit so many fucking times, with so many reasons why this is their gods plan.)

Good on them. $7500 for all future royalties is an absolute rip, especially coming out of Rockstar.

Well, you’re coming back anyway.

Unless you’re grabbing your tools to go work on someone else’s garden.

This is probably the dumbest thing, but how would someone even go about putting in a request for that? Petition your government to petition theirs? A series of letters that begin calm and professional but by the tenth round of back and forth have devolved into “And I will ‘accidentally’ take down some armament above your home in return”?

If you were lucky.

I remember when people figured out the invisible characters glitch and BG chat was just a wash of shit talk all s p l i t u p l I k e t h i s.

Saw some people also use that for good, but a majority in my experience were just heinous.

"The year is 3964. Todd Howard rules from his silicon throne, having gained immortality in the Great Megasoft War. The entirety of the contiguous United States have become a singular corpo-state with a united focus, and the time has come.

Elder Scrolls VIII: Oblivion Crisis in Skyrim releases."

And all contained in the palm of your hand.

So much swapping back to that damned flashlight, I will never understand that decision. It didn’t build tension, it just made me get really good at beating things to death so I didn’t have to keep switching out.

It tastes nothing like Chex Mix. Trust me. More like salt with maybe a little dirt mixed in. You can get food-grade D.E.

It’s also a natural flea treatment if you can’t use chemical treatment for whatever reason. Does the same thing as to the snails. Shreds the exoskeleton and dries them out

You can also use Diatomaceous Earth. Same concept, it’s extremely sharp and jagged little flakes that shred through them. It also dries them out at the same time.

They’re doing a service.

Reminding men that it’s never too late to schedule an appointment at the proctologist.

I don’t know how it was in your school, but I feel you on the A.R program. My school had maybe 20 books qualifed for A.R in the library.

It was an absolute slog of the same uninteresting books year after year, and every time they wanted to ask how to make it better, they shrugged off “Get more varied options”. We could see the fucking list in the program we went to take the tests in. There were fucking hundreds.

Not everything can be framed in a way to make it easier on everyone, but it’s so much easier to teach people when you can frame it in a way they’ll enjoy.

You picked the wrong person. I can picture Danny DeVito drunkenly driving a tank through Siberia now.

In fact, I’m not entirely convinced he isn’t doing that at this exact moment, and you’re just trying to distract us from the awesomeness currently going on.

A nice stack of thinly sliced ham, provolone cheese melted within and on top, a nice warm sourdough or potato bread, some mayo and mustard.

I don’t know what switch flipped in my head as I got older, but a nice hot ham and cheese has become the occasional simple pleasure like no other.