Or rather the no longer phineas gage approach.

Glad to know that happens to other people too

The what? Link please

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING BATHROOM

Thats me

This is literally me.

Oh, yeah I cannot for the life of me sleep that long

What’s a sunrise alarm

And then people complain that “you’re not healthy”. I feel way healthier and happier with more free time thank you very much.

Yes, I have seen that first hand. Crayons too.

I’m in the same situation, but you also have to consider that your situation may change. I for one after getting money like this would probably quit my job and just stay at home and in general walk less.

Very much so

Well yeah, but what about planes? If the pilots died I’m pretty sure that’s a whole plane of dead people.

Can someone explain the joke? I don’t get it

I still can’t believe that comic is 15 years old now

15 years already?

Where can I get one

Not to me

The computer knows the ducks aren’t real, and he wants to embarrass you