“Your system is functioning as intended - no maintenance necessary.”

Most churches won’t even employ someone who knows the answer to this.

It’s not even a “Won’t tell you.” thing; more of a “Why would anyone question the good book?” thing.

Whenever I looked too closely, I began to be black-listed and got the, “It’s too bad that’s where you are, because we hoped you would be a great leader.”

Not defending stupidity at all, btw, just further emphasizing the blissful ignorance that is largely exonerated in religious circles.

Agreed. Almonds and walnuts aren’t too expensive. Peanuts are still mostly just peanuts. And I heard my neighbor sold her mercedes for 5 cashews. Lots of options in the nut department.

I’ll gladly acknowledge the existence of a supreme being; my tuxedo cat is very supreme.

…we don’t have to say which being is supreme, right?

Me too. Got a 5 gallon container of water, and a drawer with binoculars and a camping knife. How is everyone else fairing?