Guamer [she/her]

Piping hot chili with ladle

On a long enough timeframe, even the strongest-willed will want to die eventually

Surprised they called their shot, they usually like it to be a surprise so people can’t evacuate

“You SOB, I’m in.”

Irish Doomsday Clock

When will we have a president that calls us “boils and ghouls” instead of “fellow Americans”?

It turns out straights were the gayest of all

Pepsi Weiner Sandwich

As bad as the U.S. covid response ended up being long-term, and even as a general doomer, I do think if this ends up a serious threat of breaching containment that they won’t just sit back and let it happen.

A 1-in-2 fatality rate perks up ears far faster than 1-in-100, even the most deluded of capitalists would know how devastating that would be for profits.

Not shocking being a Hollywood guy, though I do really like his work as Luke/The Jonkler

Do they mean that Mark Hamill?