What about Quick? I always like to go there when in France or Belgium, are they assholes?
ETA - “Godzilla being revealed as guilty by a french detective with an egg-shaped head, waxed mustache, and meticulous dress sense in a 1920s style.” gave me this:
Isn’t Poirot from Belgium? Not sure it changes the output a lot though…
He’s a tanuki/raccoon dog, not a raccoon
I think it works better from Mastodon. Mastodon and Pixelfed seem to interact quite well