When you wanna make the funeral home’s crematorium really WORK for it.

The worst Mel. Mel Brooks infinitely superior.

I just wish the CDP (the biggest player on the left in Japan) weren’t against nuclear energy. But other than that I too am pleased to see it. Maybe if they can buck their traditionalist conservative authoritarian streak, their country may finally make a dent in its persistent stagnation.

Someone’s got to do something about these fucking chicken shit publishers. I think it’s time for the industry to move on without them. Everything can be self published now. We have the technology.

I somehow managed to condition myself into thinking of gay as a complement term. People I hung out with in high school used to call things “straight” derogatively. Something was straight if it was boring, bland, predictable, superficially performative in a conformist manner, etc.

We’re all at least a little gay 💜

ah, republicanism. the party of delusional psychosis and unhinged political violence. yep. that tracks.

if poop has touched a surface, turns out i don’t care how much you wash it, ACTUALLY. no matter how thorougly sterilized a sewage pipe is, it’d still be insane and disgusting to use it as a drinking straw (for those who enjoy ‘eating ass’ for instance).

Guilty as charged! I’m deathly afraid of having to deal with fecal matter any more than I absolutely have to.

i like a mutual relationship where neither of us take it in the ass

“We need as many golden parachutes prepared as possible, people! This shit is going DOWN!”

What, you mean, after laying off all the creatives?

Who could have ever imagined such an unprecedented outcome except literally fucking everyone.

He needs to go back to Canada. Or cuba.

we’re tired of being sold a shit sandwich that may someday become edible? wow who would have ever predicted this utterly unprecedented turn of events except absolutely fucking everybody.

I wish it would take a break from ME, but unfortunately this shit knows where I live.

“You may not fuck with politics but politics will always fuck with you.”

… Is he sneaking up on Kamala Harris in the lower left???

Let him drag the entire GOP to hell with him.

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if only it had been an audi, we could have joked how it has become an innie.

Is that why the animetitties sub now has actual anime titties again instead of being a more serious version of world news like it was for a while?