May I present you with “dirt-smoke”.

Yeah no way these space tubes will eventually be used as an object to throw at Jaburo.

that dog is fat as fuck

it needs googly eyes

what a bunch of cunts

Racing stripes on a truck…hmmm.

He also had a corner of classic Top Gear’s test track named after him.

no

Endymion by Dan Simmons. Part of the Hyperion Cantos.

Statute of limitations much?

Everytime you eat a steak, a hippie’s hacky sack falls in the gutter.

-Patton Oswalt