“For 45 fucking minutes, 'n stuff”

FTFY

Don’t talk about my mother like that

This follows classic maritime law: You don’t have to pay taxes if you live in the air. That is what my lawyer Chareth Cutestory said. I have the best lawyers

You’ll miss the climate change transition period when the sea rises, the food and fresh water is almost non existent, and the mass migrations begin 😀

I can smell your neckbeard and fedora from here

That’s now called “drinking blood”

Ruined clothes 😱

Meh. We did it before the internet turned to shit. It will be OK

Conservatives hate The Vatican now, and won’t go there because The Vatican City raised the age of consent from 12 to 18 in 2013

I love that ABBA song!

C’est la vie

Treat them like a HP printer

I’m not even American, but I would gladly hop across the pond on pure hate alone to fight all of them.

Classical music always makes me angry, for some reason. There’s just something that irks my central nervous system when I hear it. It is excellent when I need the extra omph during especially heavy lifting sets.

I would choose Brahms or something. Then I would be extra merciless when fighting

It’s all fun and games until the cameras come out during threesomes

Why wouldn’t it be funny?

First time I went to the US as an adult, I was shocked. When I stopped at a gas station to fill up the rental car, I noticed they sold beer at the gas station. And it was on sale. My norwegian mind almost exploded

Postheating

The tomatoes my local big brand name shop sells is atrocious. If I buy them from a speciality store or a store owned by immigrants, the fruits and vegetables are infinitely better and the price is not that bad when compared to the brand name shop

The damn Viet Cong 😒

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