My god, my kitchen’s awesome!

Who are you calling a pervert?!
Now put shoe on head while petting a dildo

But I believe I speak for the male gender when we are frustrated about the orgasm assymetry

Make it intresting , 100$ , areola only, no nip.
Watch them all lose , you would be rich.

No, the most important part of this picture is the GREENARY that will slowly fade away if we won’t SAVE THE PLANET.

Also, nice bod

Be honest, are you still using the warming functionality of that rail?

** insert obligatory dirty joke about cream in the coffee here **

Well, according to Quentin Tarantino, you just confirmed yourself not being a german.

I’ll just drop it here

I could have focused on your body… but I’m like… nah

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
BATMAN!

Did you like… punched the wall behind you?
Or are you living in an earthquake zone?

And I’m curious how many fingers you’re holding behind your back…

Some questions weren’t meant to be answered I guess.

Wow so many demands… wait let me write it down…

• Push face
• Pound holes
• Hear groan
• Drill
• Streach holes

Jesus babe, can’t we just play mario kart today?

I want you… to tell me how you keep those perls so white! What’s your dental routine?

Oh look, a flower bouquet. Those walls really need TLC.

Edit: is that mark on your arm like… the big no-no?

The Undertaker, beating Mankind, throwing him off the top of Hell in a cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.