It might have a Trojan.

Livin in a dairy paradise.

Wtf kind of warehouse is that? My garage is more of a warehouse.

Do they still use jumpers?

Lol yeah like it doesn’t verbally tell you, if that’s what they were expecting.

I’ve been sitting in the BIOS for 20 years now. Send help.

If he wants to claim he can’t serve in regular prison due to security concerns, then it’s a necessity. He will be very secure there.

He had children stay at his house and in his bed for sleepovers.

Many younger people today think it was all a conspiracy theory and he was framed because he was rich and being extorted. But this is stuff he actually admitted to.

Is this an ad for Golden Grahams?

Also moms were not “thicc” Women were fit and attractive in the 80s.

Yeah some kind of super max makes the most sense. He will be secure as fuck.

Sadly this will never happen.

Couldn’t you do this joke for anything you might measure in milligrams?

Which is, well, pretty much everything.

I thought this was named after the city.

Like a Chicago dog.

Lol no we most certainly cannot go out and fix it.

Ok, what is the importance of a room temperature semiconductor.

A Clockwork Orange

Lol you just don’t hear about it because no one gives a shit.

If these asshole weren’t busy getting sand in their panties, nobody would hear about this one guy either.

Gather ‘round children, listen to my story about The Before Times.

OP’s pic isn’t even the original brick Nokia.

I remember like 25 years ago, getting into some argument with my girlfriend on the phone. After we hung up, I spiked that phone on my office floor, it bounced back up like four feet in the air. I chipped the corner of that bigass sliding battery, but the phone still worked. Not sure my iPhone would handle that. Though they seem pretty durable, I don’t want to test mine like that.

You can just pee in your underwear.

Doesn’t this get into something like past vs past perfect, future vs future perfect?

I can’t remember this shit from grade school.