Our reality’s version of Tony Stark is a total double bag

Narrator: He won’t.

Don’t give up hope my friend

Who?

Why would someone downvote this

I’m a big fan of their fecal free burger

So grateful to have In-N-Out near me

They tried filming in front of dead audiences but it just didn’t work as well

Lived in Florida for almost a decade

I can’t believe it’s only 20 days until the country is on fire again

Oh god I’m so close, I’ve been edging this type of news for months, I’m going to turn to dust once I finally pop.

Don’t pick up the phone if someone is online… I’m old

You’d know, trust me

What about a spork

The only thing Trump’s sold out is his morals and his country.

No one really likes Joanne so they just pretend to be nice to her to get access to her horses. Oh how the tables have turned

This wasn’t bullying though. Maybe I brought that poor soul a laugh.

Everything screams if you try hard enough

Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?

Good to know. I’ll just go back to ignoring them