Is this loss?

Sometimes you just hafta look at it

Everyone knows cherubim are naked babies

I’ll grant you that; I haven’t used dnf so can’t speak to its performance.

I was thinking that, too. Like I want the mug with nothing on it. It’s pretty like it is.

Atomic updates are amazing. But the package manager is slow as hell. SuSE managed to make zypper much faster using the same package format.

I have to disagree with you there. Systemd sucks ass, and so does RPM.

This is the goddamned truth

Biggus Dickus

Get in mah belly, you piece of shit

I’ll admit my knowledge of metallurgy is informed by a background in welding, but it’s my understanding that the colors on that blade can only happen with a large temperature difference between the middle and its ends, likely as a result of the maker using a benzene torch on it for a few minutes. This high heat is going to do the same thing to the blade as it does during welding: it fucks up the temper. Heat treating is more than just making the metal hot; you have to make it uniformely hot, for a specific amount of time, and then cool it gradually and under control. Doing that doesn’t give you the pretty colors, but it does give you stronger metal.

Heat affected zone on that sword is fucking ridiculous. Sure, you made it harder, but it’ll shatter more easily, too.

Just wait until OP learns about cross product of matrices.

Alpine is the way

So when I need to use the microwave, I have to first clear your time and then put in mine? It’s not just about the clock.

Ah yes, the great filter

When you’re done with the microwave and took your food out early to avoid the alarm, clear the fucking time that’s remaining.

While this is true, an alternative is to name your variables and functions descriptively so that when you see number_of_cats you know that variable is the number of cats, and buyAnotherCat() is a function that increases the number of cats.

Ok so game plan: eat some limes, wait three days, take a shit, profit

But seriously, though, thank you for this story. It will be difficult not to think of this every time I bite my nails now.

Biting my nails