Planetizen: "Florida Passes Outdoor Sleeping Ban." It's illegal to sleep on public beaches in Florida... Up next, prison for being housing insecure?

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Nougat@fedia.io · 5 months ago

I’m certain that tourists dozing off will find themselves on the wrong side of this law, right?

5 months ago

I think they’re the right kind of people and won’t be bothered. This law is for them people.

postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

I can not wait for armed Floridians walking the beaches at high noon, executing sleepers.

Nougat@fedia.io · 5 months ago

THEY’RE SLEEPER CELLS!

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

A bunch of Zimmerman types all defending themselves by shooting other people

JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 5 months ago

I was thinking it’d be fun to post up in Miami Beach and repeatedly report wealthy people napping on their private beaches and act all indignant

5 months ago

private beaches

It literally says “public beaches” in the Headline

I know that a lot of people only read the headline, but it is even written there

5 months ago

I absolutely hope that not considering I am one of the tourists

Nougat@fedia.io · 5 months ago

There’s other states with beaches worth sleeping on.

5 months ago

But are the other states just as warm, beautiful and, most importantly: cheap?