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"A bot wrote this obituary and I’m losing my mind

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Brenda Tent retired from living at the age of old, surrounded by family and natural causes. A librarian from birth, Brenda was an avid collector of dust. She had a sweet heart and married her high school. She loved having hobbies and helping her sons to be disadvantaged youths. She had no horses but thought she did. The church gave her a choir because she sang like bird and looked like bird and Brenda was a bird. She owed us so many poems.

The funeral will be held in 1977 at heaven. In lieu of flowers, send Brenda more life.

See you in 1977

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