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minus-squarekibiz0r@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·1 year agoYou send an email outside of work hours? Jail. You hand-deliver a letter during work hours? Also jail. We have the best work-life balance in the world. Because of jail.
minus-squareStealthToad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoSlide a note under the door ever? You bet yer ass you’re goin straight to jail.
minus-squarenewIdentity@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoWe actually call this the jail-jail balance
minus-squareMajorHavoc@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoSend a chat message to ask whether someone received an email? Jail. Send an email to ask everyone to read a chat posting? Surprisingly, also jail!
You send an email outside of work hours? Jail.
You hand-deliver a letter during work hours? Also jail.
We have the best work-life balance in the world. Because of jail.
Slide a note under the door ever? You bet yer ass you’re goin straight to jail.
We actually call this the jail-jail balance
Send a chat message to ask whether someone received an email? Jail.
Send an email to ask everyone to read a chat posting? Surprisingly, also jail!