So much money spent on these machines when they could just hire an on-site hooker
What if I need prostate stimulation?
Ask buddy to help
HAL 9000: “Best I can do is slap your testicles, Dave.”
Then just cum into the jar during a prostate exam like everyone else, unless you’re too good for that 🙄
if we had these i would donate twice a day.
My ex used to help everyone out like this too.
Keeping these things sanitary must be a nightmare
Ransomware: pay 5BTC or I’ll bite your dick off
When you nut but the milking machine keeps milking
That’s disgusting. Where would you even buy a horrible machine like that, and how much would that terrible thing cost with shipping?
Search “banana cleaner” on Amazon
Guys, does girth similarity affect the machine’s ability to jerk off different donors?
Someone get the whiteboard…
Too embarrassed to crank one at the hospital, but not too embarrassed to have a machine suck you off while you stand at the row of machines with all the other donors. Urinal etiquette does apply, btw! Don’t be That Guy who goes straight for the middle BJ Bot!
If they configure them face to face, they could probably build one machine that jerks off two donors at the same time, on the upstroke and downstroke.
Mechanical docking machine
We’ll you can hold hands with buddy on next machine. Helps to make itess stressful
I’d hope they’d at least be in stalls so that I can only see the feet of the dudes getting sucked off on either side of me.
If they have any extras hmu
I’m sorry Dave, I can’t let you not cum
Why is it so small though
Asians made it?
Is there a version that talks back to you? “Give me your sperm baby”.
Hopefully it has customisable options - different voices, a setting to throw insults at you while it extracts the baby batter, and a FF victory jingle once you’ve nutted.
