Fascist Lib Instance@lemmy.dbzer0.com to DRS Your GME@lemmy.whynotdrs.orgEnglish · 10 months agoOrphan-Crushing Machinelemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up1180arrow-down19
arrow-up1171arrow-down1imageOrphan-Crushing Machinelemmy.dbzer0.comFascist Lib Instance@lemmy.dbzer0.com to DRS Your GME@lemmy.whynotdrs.orgEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-squaretheodewere@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up16·10 months agoyeah but our latest Orphan Smasher 9000 has 800 horsepower and can go from 0 to 60 in less than 4 orphans
minus-squareTragicNotCute@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·10 months agoIt’s all electric so you can feel good knowing you’re making a difference.
minus-squareshiveyarbles@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 months agoIt runs a lot smoother if you prime it with liquified babies
minus-squaretheodewere@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agothe latest model runs on fully renewable billionaire love
yeah but our latest Orphan Smasher 9000 has 800 horsepower and can go from 0 to 60 in less than 4 orphans
It’s all electric so you can feel good knowing you’re making a difference.
Touché
It runs a lot smoother if you prime it with liquified babies
the latest model runs on fully renewable billionaire love