Henry Kissinger, American diplomat and Nobel winner, dead at 100
www.reuters.com
Former United States Secretary of State Henry Kissinger died on Wednesday at his home in Connecticut at the age of 100, Kissinger Associates, Inc said in a statement.
  • Aidinthel@reddthat.comEnglish
    612·
    1 year ago

    The fact that this monster lived a full century without facing any justice for the mass graves filled with his victims makes me ill, but I am glad to hear that he’s finally gone.

    • intrepid@lemmy.caEnglish
      121·
      1 year ago

      There’s a mythical story (Greek or Roman) where a goddess managed to get her human lover an eternal life, but forgot to ask for eternal youth. This oversight led to the horror where he watched his beautiful young lover from afar while he lost all grace, prominence and influence while withering away into an eternal life of suffering.

      Honestly, that is what this old goat deserved. Not the peaceful death that he got.

        • isles@lemmy.worldEnglish
          2·
          1 year ago

          I don’t think anyone deserves never-ending torment and anguish… but maybe a lot of it in this case?

          • kool_newt@lemm.eeEnglish
            1·
            1 year ago

            Ok fine, how about 1000 years of hourly anal pineapple insertions while wearing a french maid costume?

  • dumpsterlid@lemmy.worldEnglish
    222·
    1 year ago

    Tragic this fucker lived a full life, I hope his last moments were full of pain and loneliness.

  • Jakdracula@lemmy.worldEnglish
    115·
    1 year ago

    Henry Kissinger How I’m missing yer You’re the Doctor of my dreams

    With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare And your machiavellian schemes I know they say that you are very vain And short and fat and pushy but at least you’re not insane

    Henry Kissinger How I’m missing yer And wishing you were here

    Henry Kissinger How I’m missing yer You’re so chubby and so neat

    With your funny clothes and your squishy nose You’re like a German parakeet All right so people say that you don’t care But you’ve got nicer legs than Hitler And bigger tits than Cher

    Henry Kissinger How I’m missing yer And wishing you were here

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SVGV6lvNTR4

  • AutoTL;DR@lemmings.worldBEnglish
    106·
    1 year ago

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    Nov 29 (Reuters) - Former United States Secretary of State Henry Kissinger died on Wednesday at his home in Connecticut at the age of 100, Kissinger Associates, Inc said in a statement.

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  • ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.worldEnglish
    95·
    1 year ago

    I heard Henry Kissinger ran into a tree and all his money fell out of his pockets and the teens called him Sonic the Bitchhog while he tried to get at least one coin so he could go on. But alas, it wasn’t meant to be.