MacOS is Starbucks.
expensive coffee that tastes terrible!
You get to choose between burnt-tasting black coffee and a pint of milk with more syrup than espresso!
Turkish coffee pot: works with literally any source of heat if you know what you’re doing.
NetBSD.
i drink instant coffee because i just dont care anymore.
chromebook user
Chromebook is paying for coffee at a coffee shop.
No because then you might get decent coffee sometimes. Chromebook is getting coffee from a 7/11.
Ok, what OS do I need?
Windows Subsystem for Linux
This response is a hate crime
it’s like the OS version of the banana & nutella pizza
Android? On-the-go and everything is boxed. Still only plastic.
Ew it’s Netware
Torvalds eating raw coffee beans straight from the can
Stallman prefers to refer to it as Coffee + Creamer.
I do it the Arch way. I don’t use Arch, btw
I started with aeropress, but I somehow get more flavorful coffee when I do a pour over. I’m not sure how that happens since I’ve been hearing that it is easier to get good extraction with immersion brewing, but I just keep on doing whatever works best for the most part.
Slackware: Start by planting your own coffee plants…
Nah, that’s LFS
What? Slackware has a menu-driven installer that sets up a usable system out of the box that comes with all the bells and whistles.
Just don’t try to change anything.Oh, and the bells and whistles are powered by a steam engine, so you better know your way around ancient tech to use them.
Arch user should be an aeropress: people can’t seem to shut the hell up about how great it supposedly is
I use areopress btw
It’s aeropress, did you even read the wiki???
I use areolapress btw ouch
I have an aeropress. I have yet to take the time to figure out how to use my aeropress.
The true arch experience.
AeroPress Pop!_OS gang, check in!
Where is the french press?
BaggetteLinux
I make overnight coldbrew in a mason jar. What distro is that?
Slackware
Hannah Montana Linux
Suse
rocky linux: handmade preconfigured but changeable
the Rocky Linux picture should show:
being forced to use the filter drip coffee because Red Hat poisoned the ‘looks pretty cool’ coffee method.
GNU Guix, and NixOS, respectively
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Not even close. French presses are way larger, holding a can instead of a mug, generally glass, and are pure immersion brewers while aeropresses are immersion/infusion hybrids, giving you way more options. The grind sizes you use are also vastly different: French press grind is coarse to survive the long immersion, while people generally grind for aeropress in between filter coffee and espresso fineness – roughly what supermarkets sell as espresso fine (which it isn’t, espresso fine grind is basically the consistency of talcum powder and spoils within minutes).
And while it wouldn’t be right to claim that you can use them to make actual espresso you can use them to make concentrates that come darn close, definitely appropriate for a cappuccino, or tiramisu. You really don’t want to make concentrates with immersion.
Oh and by default aeropresses use paper filters, while French presses use sieves. Preferences differ but as you can get sieves for the aeropress again you have more options.
In short, it’s the brewer for someone who cares about coffee, probably has a (hand) grinder (and a mere chestnut at that), avoids buying any supermarket coffee and knows a source of proper but non-fancy beans, but doesn’t really want to go full nerd about it. Also, isn’t a hipster paying through their nose to get a Hario filter holder and papers in a Melitta region (or the opposite), or gets a ceramic filter holder which only means you have to heat it up… no upsides. Speaking of nerds.
In even shorter, it’s at a very very solid performance vs. fuss sweetspot. At least if you’re making a mug of coffee, if you need to supply a table full of guests… honestly if I had to do it right now I’d throw grinds and water into a pot, wait a bit, then filter the whole thing through an ordinary kitchen sieve followed by an ordinary paper filter holder, and hope for the best.
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Tea is way more complicated. Wanna hear about my Yixing pot?
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The programmable coffee drum roaster is NixOS
I buy canned coffee… What distro is that?
Mac os
(dramatic gasp)
You take that back!
Puppy live USB
Windows
Vanilla os everything is individual containers