Then the guy goes to lemmy and asks “how to not poo for 3 days” to show his girl that he can change. But it’s all meaningless now because he eats too much beans. Today he just stood in the corner stroganoff his beef
This is poetry
To be fair you are probably better off using a bidet as diarrhea often means repeat events and that’s a lot of wiping and you can create sores. Also, with infectious diarrhea the very act of wiping is a high risk event for spreading those germs. The f22 is an incredible flying machine and the M28 is likely not the most luxurious way to travel but it is much better than flying on Spirit airlines.
What’ve learned the hard way the last time I had prolonged diarrhea is that it’s better to wash as soon as possible because having your buttcheeks soaked in stomach acid can irritate the skin even more than the toilet paper. It’s no wonder F22 took issue with this as she has vectored thrust and hypersonic missles while M28 doesn’t. He’s just out of her league, she’s gotta dump him and date SU27 instead.
Bidets are the way even when not experiencing diarrhea & it’s weird so many places it’s no the norm. It’s real weird to find a places without the hose sitting right next to the throne when you are finished.
Yeah, with diarrhea I just wash my hole as if I wiped every time it would hurt so much
literally me. one time my english teacher used “A10” as an example for a highway and i said “thats a plane” so she used “B52” as another example and i said “thats also a plane.”
“Fine! F16!”
“You’re not gonna believe this, but…”
“okay, okay. uhhh… what about P51?”
“old one, but still a plane”
They just didn’t use a big enough number. Like F111 is unremarkable, definitely not a plane.
F111 is a plane too, but since Planes have large differences in their numbers, F117 cant be a plane!
Diarrhea is a difficult word to spell on a good day, and this chick chose the most insanely difficult way to spell it and still nailed it. Nice!
Whoever owns that M28 needs to take better care of it.
