I don’t know what else to say but I am exhausted with stupid rich people being in my life. I think the French were on to something…
Fuck the media for glorifying them.
He’s not a Tony Stark titan of industry. He’s a Lex Luthor titan of industry.
Not Lex Luthor, but… https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1977807-jeff-bezos
Same vibes:
Stiller wore it better tbh
Ben stiller played the greatest douchebags
I have trouble telling what is satire and what isn’t.
I know. Is that thing really his fiance? She looks like she just crawled out of the uncanny valley.
The sad thing is I bet she was pretty before all the work was done
I’ll never understand women who go shove needles in their face to look like they just got stung by bees all or like they shoved basketballs under their chest, complete with horrific scars.
I was thinking that arm was complete fiction, but apparently ole Jeffro had been working out.
It’s amazing what you can accomplish with TRT and a personal trainer who is at your beck and call 24/7/365.
Yep, I’d do the same if I was sitting on a pile of money. Not all of them do, that’s for sure.
Good luck! The fate of Jumanji is in your hands.
Tony Stark titan of industry
Ooh, that’s going to get under Elon’s skin. I wonder if he’ll challenge Jeff to a cage match for the Tony Stark-wannabe title…
They’re both far too socially oblivious to be Tony Stark.
Not sure Tony Stark embodies social consciousness to me but he’s definitely too self deprecating for either of these two to win the title
Tony Stark knows he’s being a dick and knows how not to be a dick, he chooses when he’s a dick. Bezos and Musk are so far up their own assholes they are clueless to how to be genuinely good people.
content warning that shit.
Almost threw up in my mouth a bit.I think I did a little bit
Looks like hes dating Caitlyn Jenner now
Let’s not get into it like that. There’s plenty else to comment on here.
Because she looks more like that fucked up repaint of Jesus that lady did… Right?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Attempted_restoration_of_Ecce_Homo.jpg#mw-jump-to-license
He’s the richest dude on the planet he can afford to fix her botched fucking surgeries.
Better
I prefer the bicep debate… Did that get photoshopped, or did he do that thing where you twist your arm meat a little before resting it on the edge of the seat so the skin from the back of your arm makes a fleshy bicep shape as long as you dont move?
Real questions.
Although it’s not like he doesn’t have to time or money to workout
He’s legit muscular, when all your time is free time that’s not actually impressive.
Billionaires really need to take a cue from Ty Warner (the Beanie Babies mogul and still pretty contemptible) and stay the fuck off social media.
You don’t get to be sympathizable once your extreme gains are assuredly ill-gotten. You get to hide in your mansion, swim in your lucre like Scrooge McDuck, and have your marketing team filter and massage your outgoing public announcements.
wtf is wrong with her face?
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What is happening with his girl’s face ? is she AI-generated
Her internal ugliness is difficult to contain.
The usual too much sub-par plastic surgery, or maybe she actually wanted to look like that…
Yes. How can you sit and turn 180 on only your waist. This is just a joke.
Right, the whole stance feels off… not just her face
She is a robot designed by owls.
Unfortunately she looks like that. I do not know what she does behind doors…or if is true love. But it must be really good because if I am rich like him… I am not staying with her 😂
That’s a terrible AI generated picture. Why do people have to keep doing this? Stop it
Its a legit photoshoot by Vogue
If the image looks awful, its only because these magazines have functionally laid off the bulk of the staff that make their images look decent. The old armies of makeup artists and camera crews and copy editors are replaced by shitty software and a few overworked unpaid interns. Shoving raw digital photography through some dollar store Face Tune software is the best the World’s Richest Man gets when he’s preening with his newest trophy wife.
World’s Richest Man still uses shitty off-the-shelf Facetune. He just like me fr fr.
“Lauren has amazing intuition” says Bezos.
Yeah I bet she fucking does Jeffrey, I bet she does…
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Have some eyebleach!
