• kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksM
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    1 year ago

    “I’ll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this.”

    R.I.P. Mitch

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      1 year ago

      My absolute favorite joke of his wasn’t even a real joke.

      Apparently Mitch was checking into a hotel and the receptionist asked for a credit card. Mitch being the guy he was he didn’t have a credit card. So he pulls out a big wad of cash and says “Nah man this will cover it”. So the receptionist is like “No sir, I need a credit card”. Mitch’s reaction was priceless. Apparently he replied “Nah man, this is what the card represents. That would be like if you hired a Frank Sinatra impersonator and the real Frank Sinatra showed up and you were like, ‘Nah we’re gonna go with the impersonator’”

      I forget who told that story but it always makes me laugh hard.