If you are using proper contraceptive methods

If I weren’t on another continent it’d crawl all the way to you, just for this.

I would cover you, inside and out.

only if you ask nicely

I’d breed all your holes

Of course, not just one

Why stop at one?

God damn

SEXOOO
SEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXOOOOO
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT