Jurassic Park attendee: “We’re going to participate in spitting in the face of God, evolution and ethics by recreating, genetically manipulating and trapping giant carnivorous monstrosities without any consequences”
Wouldn’t it be more like King Kong? When Monkey Attacks! Imagine a whole fleet of King’s Kongs. That would be monkey attack beach, monkey attack cliff, monkey attack pond. When 🐵 monkey’s attack you’ll see some shit fly.
This is just the plot to every Jurassic Park sequel.
Jurassic Park attendee: “We’re going to participate in spitting in the face of God, evolution and ethics by recreating, genetically manipulating and trapping giant carnivorous monstrosities without any consequences”
consequences
Attendee: “Well, this is some bullshit.”
“Hey! I thought you said you spared no expense!”
“Yeah… on the food an human accomodations. The dinosaur pens and security systems were all built by the lowest bidder.”
Wouldn’t it be more like King Kong? When Monkey Attacks! Imagine a whole fleet of King’s Kongs. That would be monkey attack beach, monkey attack cliff, monkey attack pond. When 🐵 monkey’s attack you’ll see some shit fly.
You’re gonna have to get past the monkeys for this to work.