(not actually the original title, for anyone wondering)

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      Jurassic Park attendee: “We’re going to participate in spitting in the face of God, evolution and ethics by recreating, genetically manipulating and trapping giant carnivorous monstrosities without any consequences”

      consequences

      Attendee: “Well, this is some bullshit.”

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      Wouldn’t it be more like King Kong? When Monkey Attacks! Imagine a whole fleet of King’s Kongs. That would be monkey attack beach, monkey attack cliff, monkey attack pond. When 🐵 monkey’s attack you’ll see some shit fly.

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    I think people just watch movies like Aladdin or whatever and think monkeys are cute and harmless. They’re wrong. Monkeys are vicious little monsters. Stay the f away from monkeys.

    Source: I was sort of lightly attacked by a monkey and I wasn’t even at a monkey attack beach

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    I read an article about the actual incident. Essentially they’re a super wealthy influencer family that travel around and shit, those kinds of people who think they own the world since they colonized half of it.

    They went to monkey beach with their kids and set up on an area that pissed off the monkeys, and the dad got bitten.

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    Hear me out, “Monkey attack beach : The game”. Like an old school side scroller, fighting an horde of monkeys that gets bigger ever level.

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    You go to the monkey attack beach for vacation.

    I go to the monkey attack beach to fight monkeys.

    We are not the same.

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