balderdash@lemmy.zip to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoWho would win in a fight: a hippo or a rhino?lemmy.zipimagemessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up1157arrow-down12
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minus-squareDogMuffins@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down2·1 year agoI’m surprised everyone is betting on hippos. Rhinos are bigger (generally), heavier, move faster, have collagen armor, and have a horn.
minus-squareColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoHippos are more angry if you fuck with em.
minus-squareDogMuffins@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoTry getting angry at 3,500kg of pointy faced Rhino moving at 50kmh and see how much that helps.
I’m surprised everyone is betting on hippos.
Rhinos are bigger (generally), heavier, move faster, have collagen armor, and have a horn.
Hippos are more angry if you fuck with em.
Try getting angry at 3,500kg of pointy faced Rhino moving at 50kmh and see how much that helps.