Do you use one or more towels or washcloths?
Do you get worried that you might have dried your face with the same side you dried your butt with?
B, A, C2, C3, C4, C1, D.
No e or f?
I put on my bathrobe for a couple of minutes. Use the sleeves to dry my head/hair. That’s pretty much it.
You’re drying yourself off after cleaning yourself. If you cleaned yourself properly, it doesn’t matter what you dry first.
Disagree: if you start at the top and work down, then the wet spots don’t drip down onto the parts you’ve already dried.
and top to bottom, like someone with a brain.
Apparently a lot of other peeps in the comments are continually leaking from their orifices or something
I don’t need pubic hair in my face. I’ll start from the top and work down. Not sure why people are so compelled to argue.
If you feel the need to floss your ass then hit your face, by all means you do you.
I don’t need pubic har in my face.
Speak for yourself.
Speak for yourself.
I believe that’s what everyone was doing, but it seemed to upset some people for some reason.
Maybe they’re drying someone else off, don’t kink-shame.
Ok, but if you do ass last, you’re still just getting ass on face the next day.
It’s assface all the way down
So you dry off your butt first and then your face with the same towel?
Do you not wash your ass?
I do, but I still wouldn’t do that!
Clean your ass better.
Doesn’t matter! Could get that thing NASA clean room levels of clean and I’m still not going to towel off my butt before my face. That’s just weird!
So you change your towels every time? Otherwise when you start again, the last time you used it, you wiped your butt with it.
No. Do you?
I start with drying my anus and work in concentric circles out from that, so yes, my face is about last
Ye olde Zen Garden technique, a classic.
I go top down but I’ve also been known to reuse towels for more than one day so … yea.
Why is that guy wearing underwear if he’s just gotten out of the shower? Does he put his underwear on and then dry himself? Am I doing showers wrong?!
No you leave it on in the shower.
Generally top to bottom but don’t overthink it.
Well, usually i take my underwear off first…
It seems more efficient to wash it while you shower, no?
When I see a comment I like or a comment that makes me smile or a comment that I perceive as advancing the conversation - even if it doesn’t match the other two requirements - I upvote.
It’s pretty rare that I see a comment that gets a physical or vocal reaction out of me. This is only the second one I can remember on lemmy. Your comment made me literally guffaw. My opinion isn’t anything special, but it’s all I have to offer and I want to make sure you know you had an impact on me. Thank you.
I’m glad I made such a short list 🙂 a bit of laughter is a good thing.
There’s dozens of us!
😂
I just try to befriend the water and it vanishes.
After drying my hair I just put my clothes on and dry automatically.
From top down. I have a beard, and I use a hot brush to dry and straighten my beard so I don’t use a towel on my face.
A,B,C,D,E, and F. I use the tag of the towel to determined the use of my towel. Tag always goes bottom right and that means my feet always go there to dry. Divide my towel to 4-5 sections and always use the same spot of the towel for the same parts.
I’m bald
You mean to tell me y’all aren’t just standing in front of a huge, industrial fan to dry off?
Generally top to bottom, because otherwise drips from above will rewet areas you tried to dry
I dry from head to toe. I use two towel, one just for my hair because I have long-ass hair and by the time I’m done drying it, the towel is usually pretty damp so I have another for my body.
I dry my croch and ass first so I can get that fresh whiff when the towel goes to my face.
Top to bottom-ish. But I consistently use one side of the towel for my face, and the other side for my junk. I know it doesn’t matter as I have cleaned up everywhere anyway, but I like to keep it separated anyway.
But do you track the face and junk sides across showers?
Yup! There’s that thing you can hang the towel from, I consider that side “up”.
I deviced this system as a child, I have honestly never stopped to think about whether it’s reasonable or not.
The tag or label on the towel.