I’ve really fantasized about being able to view my stats after I die. I come back to word counts pretty often. Or how many “near misses” I’ve had, if any I suppose.
How much splooge I’ve nutted in whatever the funniest whole unit could be
My suggestions for units of measurements, in no specific order:
- Thimbles
- Water balloons
- Per hoppus foot
- Cord and rick
- Burlap potato sacks
- Waffle irons
- Size 11 wooden clogs
- Drums
- Silos
- Minecarts
- Blimps/zeppelins
- Potential babies
Number of times people have masturbated to me.
(Spoiler: it’s zero)
Not anymore 🤤
but how do you know?!?
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Psssh, such a
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I just want to know why the only women willing to give me the time of day are mentally unstable abusers.
also, maybe, how long of a wall 3 foot tall and 6 inches thick could have been made from my total bowel movements.
my massive massive penis length. But not how female I am. or how much of a liar I am.
I believe that someday scientists will develop a tool that will be able to accurately measure your gargantuan penis, once we have the technology.
I look forward to breaking such a tool with my tool.
Disk, RAM, CPU and GPU usage stats compared to other people. I suppose a lot of them are built like proper servers with their good memory while I can’t remember jack shit, like information from RAM never get stored.
Total hours spent listening to music. And where I am on the leaderboard lol
Total amount of Energy consumed
Exactly how many people I’ve transported by ambulance in the past 36 years?
Details of what all books I’ve read. Impossible to remember details
I would love to know how many websites I’ve visited since I began using the internet.
How many times I’ve been right when my husband and I have differing recollections of something.
How many times I’ve gotten out of a comfortable sitting position to let my dog in
In Soviet Russia, Bear-that-ate-dog lets YOU in!
