That’s not cheese!
(angry European noises)
It’s as real as the stripper’s smile friend.
Do you really want to spend good cheese on strippers? Nothing against strippers but I’d rather keep the good stuff for myself.
Sex work is real work, they deserve real cheese.
Meanwhile, back in the hotel safe
I am grateful that the OOP wrote his reaction on the meme. Because without I wouldn’t know how to feel about that. My tiny brain can’t handle the joke itself.
Unfortunately they won’t get you very far, bring cheese curds
i was going to say, those girls know their cheese and this aint it. youre going to need some aged cheddar.
Damn straight. If you go to Wisconsin and try to pass off any of that Kraft, individually-wrapped, processed cheese product as actual cheese, you may just get your ass kicked. It’d be like trying to pass off the piss they drink in Wisconsin as beer to a German.
What about Sargento? That’s good shit.
Sargento is good shit
I prefer Tillamook myself though they are PNW vs midwest
They may be too fascinated to strip for you though
Walkin’ in da club wit dat chedda
It’s the law
Why would you be trying to pay with cheese? tf
I first thought this was an escape from tarkof meme